“Hey Officer. The
baby’s upstairs in the bathtub, is this going to take long?” That’s the line I’m going to use if they
knock on my door about the music again. It
would be entertainment delivered right to my door. We have an alarming bit of cabin fever ~ me
and Jacob. I think I just ordered a hit
on Phil the groundhog. I wonder how it
will turn out.. Jacob’s fever is coming
in a different form. He believes he’s
some kind of royalty. Therefore, as you
can imagine, I’ve been serving the young master. I’ve been tending to his every whim and on
occasion getting yelled at and even abused by his highness. I’ve been wiping his royal heinie, fetching
his royal playthings, preparing his royal meals etc. etc. Sometimes I do these things while grumbling
profanities under my breath like the royal Fool.
Jacob fact #8: Jacob can lift one eyebrow at a time.
Conor: Well!.. I did both:)